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Anyone got anything witty to say as if I was sort of saying I’m a bit slow in a witty way or a self respectful way but with a bit a humour, sort of like in a melancholic self depreciating way and fashion, thanks
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Anyone got anything witty to say as if I was sort of saying I’m a bit slow in a witty way or a self respectful way but with a bit a humour, sort of like in a melancholic self depreciating way and fashion, thanks
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"I'm experiencing a bit of time dilation". Works only if your listener understands a bit of Special Relativity and isn't going to spoil it by commenting that you are at rest with respect to each other.
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Anyone got anything witty to say as if I was sort of saying I’m a bit slow in a witty way or a self respectful way but with a bit a humour, sort of like in a melancholic self depreciating way and fashion, thanks
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Anyone got anything witty to say as if I was sort of saying I’m a bit slow in a witty way or a self respectful way but with a bit a humour, sort of like in a melancholic self depreciating way and fashion, thanks
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"I'm experiencing a bit of time dilation". Works only if your listener understands a bit of Special Relativity and isn't going to spoil it by commenting that you are at rest with respect to each other.
– ab2
2 days ago
+1. I like this question.
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"I'm experiencing a bit of time dilation". Works only if your listener understands a bit of Special Relativity and isn't going to spoil it by commenting that you are at rest with respect to each other.
– ab2
2 days ago
+1. I like this question.
– GEdgar
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"I'm experiencing a bit of time dilation". Works only if your listener understands a bit of Special Relativity and isn't going to spoil it by commenting that you are at rest with respect to each other.
– ab2
2 days ago
"I'm experiencing a bit of time dilation". Works only if your listener understands a bit of Special Relativity and isn't going to spoil it by commenting that you are at rest with respect to each other.
– ab2
2 days ago
+1. I like this question.
– GEdgar
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+1. I like this question.
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I stumbled upon this lovely catalog : https://dan.hersam.com/lists/not_bright.html
Not all of these are equally respectful, here's a sample of what I feel come off as both witty and appropriate:
A few watts short of a light bulb
Not the quickest bunny in the forest
A few needles short of a sewing kit
Running on 3 cylinders
I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
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I discussed a few ideas in the comments above, some of which would only make sense to people of an certain age or locality, however I feel you need to find a well known analogy that is natural to your mind set and tongue.
I would suggest a well known contrasting concept for example the "Hare and the Tortoise" In this case we could say
"Just a minute, I may not be the fastest tortoise off the block but
I'm sure I'll -- finish this / get to the line / be true /whatever"
Whatever you choose has to be natural to your experience, thoughts and everyday language, otherwise you may trip up saying it and potentially feel foolish.
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Perhaps you can hint that you are not very alert at that moment by claiming that you are in a fog.
Sorry, but I am in a fog at the moment, so I'd appreciate if you can
repeat that.
TFD(idioms):
in a fog
Not fully aware or alert; having one's attention clouded with
something.
I always feel like I'm in a fog when I take that medication. It's like
it's hard for me to think.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2015 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.
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How about ‘sorry, I’m running on an earlier version of software, and I need a moment to process what you’re saying’.
I do also love to say, ironically, in situations where things are going a bit slow ‘turn the handle faster, Igor - the creature is reviving!’ Which is from some old black and white Frankenstein movie, where the assistant, Igor is being called upon to turn the crank more quickly (in order to apply the electricity to Frankenstein’s monster) - so that the monster... will wake up.
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4 Answers
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I stumbled upon this lovely catalog : https://dan.hersam.com/lists/not_bright.html
Not all of these are equally respectful, here's a sample of what I feel come off as both witty and appropriate:
A few watts short of a light bulb
Not the quickest bunny in the forest
A few needles short of a sewing kit
Running on 3 cylinders
I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
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up vote
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I stumbled upon this lovely catalog : https://dan.hersam.com/lists/not_bright.html
Not all of these are equally respectful, here's a sample of what I feel come off as both witty and appropriate:
A few watts short of a light bulb
Not the quickest bunny in the forest
A few needles short of a sewing kit
Running on 3 cylinders
I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
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up vote
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I stumbled upon this lovely catalog : https://dan.hersam.com/lists/not_bright.html
Not all of these are equally respectful, here's a sample of what I feel come off as both witty and appropriate:
A few watts short of a light bulb
Not the quickest bunny in the forest
A few needles short of a sewing kit
Running on 3 cylinders
I stumbled upon this lovely catalog : https://dan.hersam.com/lists/not_bright.html
Not all of these are equally respectful, here's a sample of what I feel come off as both witty and appropriate:
A few watts short of a light bulb
Not the quickest bunny in the forest
A few needles short of a sewing kit
Running on 3 cylinders
answered 2 days ago
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I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
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I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
I love that catalog. My favourite is probably "I forgot to pay my brain bill". I am using that one from now on.
– Floris SA
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
@FlorisSA Great, I might have said "I think, I forgot to take my brain pill" In the Uk older people may be amused to hear "Ive not got my Thinking Head on" Worzel Gummidge
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
From Oz, Scarecrow thinks he has no brain, but in fact he is a highly reflective thinker and given a little time to think he produces amazing solutions. "My head I'd be scratchin' , While my thoughts were busy hatchin' , If I only had a brain."
– KJO
2 days ago
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I discussed a few ideas in the comments above, some of which would only make sense to people of an certain age or locality, however I feel you need to find a well known analogy that is natural to your mind set and tongue.
I would suggest a well known contrasting concept for example the "Hare and the Tortoise" In this case we could say
"Just a minute, I may not be the fastest tortoise off the block but
I'm sure I'll -- finish this / get to the line / be true /whatever"
Whatever you choose has to be natural to your experience, thoughts and everyday language, otherwise you may trip up saying it and potentially feel foolish.
add a comment |
up vote
0
down vote
I discussed a few ideas in the comments above, some of which would only make sense to people of an certain age or locality, however I feel you need to find a well known analogy that is natural to your mind set and tongue.
I would suggest a well known contrasting concept for example the "Hare and the Tortoise" In this case we could say
"Just a minute, I may not be the fastest tortoise off the block but
I'm sure I'll -- finish this / get to the line / be true /whatever"
Whatever you choose has to be natural to your experience, thoughts and everyday language, otherwise you may trip up saying it and potentially feel foolish.
add a comment |
up vote
0
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up vote
0
down vote
I discussed a few ideas in the comments above, some of which would only make sense to people of an certain age or locality, however I feel you need to find a well known analogy that is natural to your mind set and tongue.
I would suggest a well known contrasting concept for example the "Hare and the Tortoise" In this case we could say
"Just a minute, I may not be the fastest tortoise off the block but
I'm sure I'll -- finish this / get to the line / be true /whatever"
Whatever you choose has to be natural to your experience, thoughts and everyday language, otherwise you may trip up saying it and potentially feel foolish.
I discussed a few ideas in the comments above, some of which would only make sense to people of an certain age or locality, however I feel you need to find a well known analogy that is natural to your mind set and tongue.
I would suggest a well known contrasting concept for example the "Hare and the Tortoise" In this case we could say
"Just a minute, I may not be the fastest tortoise off the block but
I'm sure I'll -- finish this / get to the line / be true /whatever"
Whatever you choose has to be natural to your experience, thoughts and everyday language, otherwise you may trip up saying it and potentially feel foolish.
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Perhaps you can hint that you are not very alert at that moment by claiming that you are in a fog.
Sorry, but I am in a fog at the moment, so I'd appreciate if you can
repeat that.
TFD(idioms):
in a fog
Not fully aware or alert; having one's attention clouded with
something.
I always feel like I'm in a fog when I take that medication. It's like
it's hard for me to think.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2015 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.
add a comment |
up vote
0
down vote
Perhaps you can hint that you are not very alert at that moment by claiming that you are in a fog.
Sorry, but I am in a fog at the moment, so I'd appreciate if you can
repeat that.
TFD(idioms):
in a fog
Not fully aware or alert; having one's attention clouded with
something.
I always feel like I'm in a fog when I take that medication. It's like
it's hard for me to think.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2015 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.
add a comment |
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up vote
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Perhaps you can hint that you are not very alert at that moment by claiming that you are in a fog.
Sorry, but I am in a fog at the moment, so I'd appreciate if you can
repeat that.
TFD(idioms):
in a fog
Not fully aware or alert; having one's attention clouded with
something.
I always feel like I'm in a fog when I take that medication. It's like
it's hard for me to think.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2015 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.
Perhaps you can hint that you are not very alert at that moment by claiming that you are in a fog.
Sorry, but I am in a fog at the moment, so I'd appreciate if you can
repeat that.
TFD(idioms):
in a fog
Not fully aware or alert; having one's attention clouded with
something.
I always feel like I'm in a fog when I take that medication. It's like
it's hard for me to think.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2015 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.
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How about ‘sorry, I’m running on an earlier version of software, and I need a moment to process what you’re saying’.
I do also love to say, ironically, in situations where things are going a bit slow ‘turn the handle faster, Igor - the creature is reviving!’ Which is from some old black and white Frankenstein movie, where the assistant, Igor is being called upon to turn the crank more quickly (in order to apply the electricity to Frankenstein’s monster) - so that the monster... will wake up.
add a comment |
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How about ‘sorry, I’m running on an earlier version of software, and I need a moment to process what you’re saying’.
I do also love to say, ironically, in situations where things are going a bit slow ‘turn the handle faster, Igor - the creature is reviving!’ Which is from some old black and white Frankenstein movie, where the assistant, Igor is being called upon to turn the crank more quickly (in order to apply the electricity to Frankenstein’s monster) - so that the monster... will wake up.
add a comment |
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How about ‘sorry, I’m running on an earlier version of software, and I need a moment to process what you’re saying’.
I do also love to say, ironically, in situations where things are going a bit slow ‘turn the handle faster, Igor - the creature is reviving!’ Which is from some old black and white Frankenstein movie, where the assistant, Igor is being called upon to turn the crank more quickly (in order to apply the electricity to Frankenstein’s monster) - so that the monster... will wake up.
How about ‘sorry, I’m running on an earlier version of software, and I need a moment to process what you’re saying’.
I do also love to say, ironically, in situations where things are going a bit slow ‘turn the handle faster, Igor - the creature is reviving!’ Which is from some old black and white Frankenstein movie, where the assistant, Igor is being called upon to turn the crank more quickly (in order to apply the electricity to Frankenstein’s monster) - so that the monster... will wake up.
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"I'm experiencing a bit of time dilation". Works only if your listener understands a bit of Special Relativity and isn't going to spoil it by commenting that you are at rest with respect to each other.
– ab2
2 days ago
+1. I like this question.
– GEdgar
2 days ago